- you wear sandalim daily
- the water that's dripping on you is not rain, it's water from the air conditioning pipe
- you see a crib on wheels used as a stroller.. with minimum 4 kids in it
- you take the NO PARKING sign as a recommendation
- you wear jeans/ cargo shorts/ sneakers to a wedding
- you see kids squatting next to a tree because the closest bathroom is too far away
- an Israeli asks an oleh/ tourist "From where are you?"
- you say "Ufff" when something bad happens
- you are standing in a blob instead of a line
- kids shrug their right shoulder and lean head to the right instead of simply saying No.
- you ask for cups of water and get it at the end of the meal, if at all
- you wind the paper towel around your hand ten times only to clean up a little spill
- you put the used toilet paper in the tube
- your answer to most questions are ככה
- the only way cars stop at the pedestrian crosswalk is to start crossing
- you smell the delicious shabbat meal of your religious neighbors
- you can't text on sidewalks or you will step on multiple piles of dog shit
- there are more cats on the street than people
- someone is trying to bargain on a sale item
Feel free to contribute :)
